Instead of whining about my aches and pains and tiredness and lack of energy though...wait! I just whined about that too! ^_^...I'm gonna whine about my crocheted handbag...Not the one in the header photo though. That's a well-made handbag, if I do say so myself! :-)
I'm gonna whine about this handbag...
I had to renew it in my Wuglyees shop AGAIN this morning! Grrrr!...I'm starting to get a complex about my poor little "baby". It's like giving birth to an ugly child and nobody wants to tell you that he has a nose like Jimmy Durante and ears like Mr. Spock! O_O
I've already priced it down to the point of the materials it cost me to make it! What else do I have to do?! Sing?....Dance?!....Send you a free flower with it?!...
Consider it done! ^_^
Maybe if I tell people that it's light-weight, even though it may look heavy....Or if I tell them that they can just hang it over their head and be 'hands free' while riding a bike or something...
Maybe I should just beg and plead! O_O ...Here goes!.....PLEASE, PLEASE, TAKE THIS 'BABY' OFF OF MY HANDS!!!!!!!...Do you think that'll work?! :-))
If that doesn't work, I may just have to pull something else out of the bag!! LOL
But I WILL NOT renew it again!! If it doesn't sell this time I'll take it offline and use it myself! I can only take so much rejection of my ugly "baby"! LOL
Okay...whine over. :-) I still don't physically feel any better, but at least I got that disappointment off my chest! And after my meeting I know I'll feel even better!...Aren't you glad I save all of my whining for you?! ^_^
I hope you don't have to whine about anything today. Just enjoy the rest of your weekend!...I have to go and find me some cheese! LOL
I'm cold. I'm hot. I'm helpless.
I don't want to eat that stuff!
Why does life have to be so tough?!
I'm lonely...tired of people,
Need to find something to do.
Why doesn't someone call or text,
or email me...But who?!
I'm whining all the time
about one thing and then another.
If I had a dime for all that whine...
I could be rich just on the weather!!
No, I'm not a little kid.
I am a full grown "Whiney Mama"!
And I can whine, and list and list,
comma after comma!
I don't like waiting. I am bored.
And I've got so much to do!
Did I encourage you to whine?!
Don't want to hear it...Mine is through!