Showing posts with label Bald Poem. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bald Poem. Show all posts

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Reasons Why My Hubby Might Be Looking Like This?!


      Oh Yeah...I've seen this look before!...many times! But what do 'YOU' think my hubby is looking this way for now?!...Don't break your 'thinker'. ^_^ I'll tell you in a minute. 
         But for the sake of having something silly to talk about, let's pretend that I don't know why he's looking like that, and discuss some possibilities as to why. :-) ...Could it be that he just got through looking at the news on television, with endless talking about the government shutdown, and the report of yet another ship disaster with over 60 some odd people dead, has totally 'wore him out'?!! O_O
          No. That's not it....Although.....news.....AARGH!!!!!!

     Could it be that he just cannot believe how far I went to find information about his 'creepy crawly' thing?!...
 

     Oh yes I did!! :-) ... Especially after Cindy...Thanks Cindy!! :-)) ...said that the little 'spikey things' on him could hurt you if you touched them! O_O
        I went on the Google search of the century...like a crazy person!! :-)) And I found out stuff too!!...I found out that it has a real name...other than 'creepy crawly' I mean. ^_^ It's a  SPOTTED TUSSOCK MOTH (technical name = Lophocampa maculata, larva). :-) ... And Yaya, while it is in the family of the "woolly bear" caterpillar, they're not exactly the same.
        I also found out the it eats the kind of trees we have here in the backyard. And that he probably was on the ground, and out of the trees, because he was looking for somewhere to 'pupate'! O_O ... And when he changes, what will this caterpillar moth look like?!...


       Amazing, right?!...He's all fuzzy and spotted, and has those attention getting spikey lashes, now. But when he changes he'll be...'PLAIN'!...Almost colorless and not noticeable! O_O Sorta like women getting ready to go out on a 'virtual' date...but in reverse!! LOL...And just as a point of clarification, my lashes do not end up spikey, and will not hurt you if you touch them....promise!!! ^_^

      Okay...back to why hubby is looking like that. :-) Did he fall asleep waiting for me to play Scrabble with him...because I was trying to finish up my new 3 crochet flowers set for my Wuglyees shop?!...



      ...I had to finish a 3-layer brooch, a boutonniere, and a tiny lapel pin...
 



       I put a different backing on each, so that the customer can choose which one they want, and give two away if they want to! :-)



     The answer...again...is NO! :-)) Usually when I'm crocheting he's somewhere else doing whatever hubbies do to avoid staring at their wives crocheting! LOL
        The reason hubby is looking like that is simply because he was tired!...We got a phone call in the middle of the night...a phone call that frankly I slept through, and he didn't wanna wake me up to tell me! But when I woke up in the middle of the night for 'other reasons' ^_^ he told me the bad news with the phone call. :-(
        We ended up talking for quite a while...into the morning in fact. And then, as things go, our day was full of errands and 'to do' things that just had to get done NOW!...including him getting a hair cut...So, when I started a random 'rambling' conversation about something or other...like we usually do...he was saying: "Uh huh.....Uh huh.....Yeah......Uh huh". But when I looked up...the photo shows the rest of the story. ^_^
     Thankfully we got a bit more sleep last night, so let's see what today will bring, shall we?! ^_^ Have a good day, Everybody! :-)

Bald Poem


A poem that will celebrate
all the wonders of my man's hair.
A poem that feels sorry for
his hair no longer there.

A poem that shows puzzlement
from him at women's weaves.
A poem that sympathizes
with his hair-line as it leaves.

A poem that says a "YAY!"
to the people who are bald.
A poem that blows a kiss and says
"I'm sorry dear, that's all!" 

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Sometimes In Life You Get What You Want! And Sometimes......

          No...it doesn't always happen like that....that you get what you want. What you've been craving for a week I mean!...But sometimes it does!! :-)
        I was telling y'all that I really was craving hotdogs for some reason. All week too! Well yesterday...I got me one!! :-) I got it with a few modifications, to make it a bit more healthy for me....But just a bit! ^_^
      Instead of regular hotdogs, I had all beef hotdogs. No 'unknown' parts and pieces of whatever was leftover and pushed into a tube! LOL...And instead of a regular white bread bun, I used 100% whole wheat bread...full of good old fiber! :-) 
          Instead of slathering it on like some kind of Mayonnaise-loving crazy woman, I had just a little bit of mayonnaise, and a little bit of catchup smeared on the bread {each had their own side of the bun. No crazy cross-contamination...until it got in my mouth I mean! ^_^}...Then a little bit of fresh cut onions, and a whole boat-load of mustard!! LOL And YUM!!!! It was sooooooo good! :-)
         Sometimes it's good to get what you want! In fact.......three of them!! ^_^
        As a little side muncher I had a few of these....
        Sea Salt & Vinegar flavored Kettle Chips...the hard crunchy ones! So good y'all!! And did you notice that they were 40% less fat?! :-]
         If you've never had Cape Cod chips you're missing out on a world of goodness!! And they didn't pay me to say that either!...You're welcome, Cape Cod chip-making company people!! ^_^
      Yes, I got what I wanted yesterday!...Including the fact that I finished writing my five minute 'Talk' (Play-like, Bible presentation)! YAY me!!...Now I just have to publicly deliver it! O_O ...No problem!
      Now here is where the post turns...because while sometimes you get what you want, sometimes you don't! And just in case you think I was being mean, I want you to know that hubby 'asked me' to take these photos. And he gave me permission to share them with you...poor baby. O_0
      Hubby is due for a haircut. He thought about going to get it yesterday, but he had some other errands that he had to run, including visiting his father at the facility he's in right now. And then, before we went to bed, he looked in the mirror and saw his hair......or should I say HEAD!
       Then the questions started. The questions that only a sensitive 'Tell-the-truth-girl!!' kinda wife can answer! The questions that I thought the camera should answer out loud...and not me! LOL
       Yes! Your face is getting easier and easier to see these days!...And yes! Your hair-line is trying to run away from your face!...And yes, 'dear', calling it a 'hair'-cut may be stretching it a bit nowadays!..*I will not smile!....I will not put a smiley face behind this sentence even!..........*_*
         After the honest answers were gulped down....he wanted to see for himself...*_* So, what's a wife to do?!......Show-it-to-him-Girl!!
        Sometimes you get what you want........and sometimes you really wish you didn't!! These photos almost made hubby want to take to his bed...permanently! He could feel the clear spots with his hand, but he had no idea it looked like that!!!!! (The exclamation points were from his tone of voice, not from me! ^_^)
        Even the nape of his neck hair is trying to head for the hills!
       This was the time when the sensitive wife had to remind her 'half-hairless' husband that it's not his hair that she loves anyway! And that if he can love her with all of 'her' issues, she certainly could love him 'without' half of his!!...
      ...And while it may be a 'Mission: Impossible' to have your hair go back to looking like Greg Morris'...
         ...No! I don't think it would be funny if you cut it all off!! 
        Let's leave the bald and funny to Sinbad!!

      Wonder if we should talk about Jheri curls, activators, and weaves now though! LOL

Bald Poem
A poem that will celebrate
all the wonders of my man's hair.
A poem that feels sorry for
his hair no longer there.

A poem that shows puzzlement
from him at women's weaves.
A poem that sympathizes
with his hair-line as it leaves.

A poem that says a "YAY!"
to the people who are bald.
A poem that blows a kiss and says
"I'm sorry dear, that's all!"