Showing posts with label Never as expected poem. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Never as expected poem. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Why, Oh Why, Didn't I Start With A Different Yarn?!!!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/117079001/brown-checkered-sandwich-shoppe-waxed?ref=favs_view_4

      I know, you're wondering why I'm talking about yarn when there's checkered brown waxed paper in my header photo. O_O Well, I'll tell you why!...Because this post was suppose to be about 'BROWN'! I was gonna share the nice 'brown' items I found on Etsy this morning...But!...
      ...Instead of brown, I'm sharing aqua and green shades of yarn! O_O ...

https://www.etsy.com/listing/185453706/earth-power-aqua-green-brown-merino-sock?ref=favs_view_3

https://www.etsy.com/listing/185459632/deep-ocean-blue-green-gray-sock-yarn?ref=favs_view_2

      Beautiful yarn!...but the reason I'm sharing it is not so beautiful for me!...Ugh!...The reason I'm sharing it is because I'm kicking myself that  I didn't start my baby blanket with one of these yarns...or some other color...where I could order some more of it if I ran out! Ugh!
      Yep!...I have a row and a quarter yet to finish....and my yarn ran out!! O_O And, to add insult to injury, the yarn I was using is a discontinued brand!!! So I can't just order one more skein, or pop over to the store and get it!! O_O
      I spent quite a bit of time today trying to find some...on Ebay even!!! But unfortunately...there's no more 'Jamie Baby 3-ply sport-weight Aqua #271  anywhere!!...ANYWHERE!!!! O_O ... 
      Now what do I do?! O_O Keep trying to look for the yarn?...Finish the blanket with two rows missing?....*UGH! I hate the idea of doing that!!!*...Do the last two rows in a neutral color, like white?!...Or just put it in the bag with the rainbow baby blanket....*if I ever find it!*...and let it be unearthed on the next Spring cleaning in 2026?!!! LOL...Suggestions would be appreciated, Y'all!! O_O
      Ugh!!...Why didn't I just make the baby blanket with an aqua and white stripe?!!!...

https://www.etsy.com/listing/154292910/baby-blanket-aqua-white-striped-shower?ref=favs_view_1

      Oh Well!...You can buy this one (above)! ^_^ My baby blanket, unfortunately, will now not be in the shop before the weekend as planned...*shaking my head* O_O WHATEVER!!!...I'm still smiling! :-) Why?!!...Because I still have things to crochet!...and I'm now off to take a long nap!! LOL Have a good rest of the day, Y'all! ♥
      
Never As Expected

Why can't things go as expected?
No left turn. No oops!...'Snafu'!
There's always got to be a fly
in the ointment, soup or stew!

Why can't things go as they should,
Without a hitch, impending doom?
Instead of 'Steady as she goes'!
There's always Click, click, click! Then BOOM!!

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Turbulent!


      If our weather here in Holyoke reaches into the nineties again today we will officially be in a 'heat wave'.  Yep!...HOT!...And what comes with hot?...Thunder storms of course! ^_^ And that's what we had yesterday, and 'will' have every day for the rest of the week...according to the weather reporters.
     The skies have been rumbling!...I knew it was gonna be a turbulent day, all the way around, when my 'baby boy' was down two sets at Wimbledon! O_O Nadal?!.....Yep!....And two sets quickly turned into three sets...and he was done!!! O_O I could hardly believe it!...And he was beaten by a player I had never seen play before!! :-( ... And so the turbulent day began!   


     Unfortunately it didn't end there though!...We got bad news about our finances that has us scrambling now! O_O And, to 'add insult to injury', a returning health issue had me in a bad mood all day too!...I won't elaborate because...because...you can't help me anyway! ^_^ It's another one of those 'It-Is-What-It-Is!' kinda situations.
    Thankfully I had tennis to distract me, and give me something to smile about! :-) Thank You, Wimbledon!!...That is, I had tennis for a while!...*sigh*...Suddenly the cable service went out! O_O And that included my computer!!! O_O Turbulent!!


     We waited for a while to see if the channels were gonna 'kick back in'...but....*sigh*....nope!...and right in the middle of a tennis match I was watching too! O_O
     We called the cable station and they said that something had happened at one of the towers!...*blink! blink!*...and that service could be out until 11 p.m.!...*Blink! Blink! Blink! Blink!!!!!!*...And since this happened before 3 O'clock we knew that meant hours of no tennis...no old movies...no 'House Hunters'....silence!...Ugh! 
      After doing a bit of reading and studying, I decided that a nap wouldn't be a bad idea! LOL And I reminded myself that the day could've been worse. The air conditioning could've been out...but it wasn't! :-) The hummingbirds could've been off somewhere waiting out the storm, but they weren't! :-) And we could've had nothing in the house to eat, but we had food! :-)
       So yes, sometimes clouds and storms of turbulence roll in unexpectedly, but there's always something to smile about! :-) ...


      You can wear a cloud on your ears!! :-)

     I'm hoping today is better than yesterday!!...And even if it isn't, I know who to talk to about it!! :-) Have a good day, Everybody!

Never As Expected

Why can't things go as expected?
No left turn. No oops!...'Snaffu'!
There's always got to be a fly
in the ointment, soup or stew!

Why can't things go as they should,
Without a hitch, impending doom?
Instead of 'Steady as she goes'!
There's always Click, click, click! Then BOOM!!

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Is This The Price Of A Clean House?!


      OUCH!...I'm in pain!... O_O ... Before I tell you what happened, let me 'fess up' and say that my pain is not because "I" personally cleaned the house yesterday. It wasn't cleaned by me! It was cleaned by the lady that comes and does it for me! But, Yes, I 'AM' still in a lot of pain today! O_O...I'm in pain because I must've pulled a muscle...or SOMETHING while I was sneezing and blowing my nose from the dust that was fluffed up while the house was being cleaned!...*shaking my head*...Is that sad or what?!!! ^_^
    And no! It hadn't been that long since the last cleaning. About two weeks. So there wasn't an inordinate amount of dust or anything!...except for the huge bunny that came off of the top of the curtain....*ACHOO!*...That's what I get for trying to have a fancy fold up there! LOL
       Anyway!...I was 'hacking and barking and dripping away while she was cleaning. Then she left and the 'hacking and barking' subsided. But a little while after that I got this awful feeling like I was catching the flu or something! O_O ...Ugh!...Next thing I know, I lifted my arm to move my hair or fan a gray hair out of my face, or something trivial...and BAM!!! O_O I heard a kind of POP!...and then searing pain went throughout my upper back and later radiated to my chest area....OUCH!...Yeah, something gave way! O_O

 (Tote Bag from corduroy)

      So ever since then I've been not moving very much... O_O...except for my typing fingers right now!....But....the house smells sooooo clean! :-] ...


     Just thinking about how I'm gonna get anything done today is hurting me! O_O But hopefully, if I'm a good girl and don't try to do too much too soon, the pain will get less and less as the day goes on. It's already better than it was yesterday!...Stupid pulled muscle!! Grrr!
    
     Before I leave though, I'm gonna show you the three items I was gonna wax poetic about...before I knew I'd be in this kind of pain!...Did I already say: OUCH?! O_O ...

1. The cutest Ring Bearer Keepsake Box you've ever seen! :-) ...


2. The cutest Upcycled Beachy Hobo Bag you've ever seen! :-) ...


3. The cutest Print of an Original Painting you've ever seen! :-) ...


     Okay, I'm off to....to....to do NOTHING!!! ^_^ Have a good day, Everybody! 'Pain Free', I hope!!

Never As Expected

Why can't things go as expected?
No left turn. No oops!...'Snaffu'!
There's always got to be a fly
in the ointment, soup or stew!

Why can't things go as they should,
Without a hitch, impending doom?
Instead of 'Steady as she goes'!
There's always Click, click, click! Then BOOM!!    

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

O_O WOW! Is That The Right Time??!!!!


      Hello Y'all!!...Can you tell I'm trying to divert your attention away from my bed-hair, unwashed face, and eyes still half shut?! ^_^ WELL, I AM!!...I just woke up about ten minutes ago! YIKES!!
      I had such a good day yesterday...well, the second half of it was good anyway!...that I went to bed, and woke up smiling, laid back down, woke up at one in the morning......and couldn't go back to sleep until around five a.m.!!!....And I just woke up again!!!
       What made me so happy was the biggest 'one person' order of lapel pins and boutonnieres that I've ever sold in my Wuglyees shop at one time! :-) I sold twelve of them TO ONE CUSTOMER!! :-) The one in the header photo was one of them...Happy, Happy!!!! And yes....I now finally believe that the lapel pin business may be my niche! :-]
      And since I'm running so late this morning, I thought I'd just quickly show you the ones I recently made that all have to be put in the shop quick, fast and in a hurry now...to make up for the big....PRETTY!...hole last night's customer left! :-) After that, I'm off to take a bath, get out of the way so the nice lady can clean my house, and do some MORE lapel pin crocheting!! :-) Here goes!...

Bolder colors...





A basic color (blue)...



My very first 5-petal lapel pin...(more may be forth-coming soon)...



Two sets. One lapel pin....One boutonniere...






And last, the boutonniere I'm working on right now ^_^ ...



         It's waiting for a personality and a dream! LOL

       Okay Y'all....I'm sorry for the 'show-off' and run, but tomorrow.......tomorrow......I don't know what I'm talking about tomorrow! LOL No worries though, I'll show up and talk about something I'm sure!!! ^_^ Have a good day!

 Never As Expected

Why can't things go as expected?
No left turn. No oops!...'Snaffu'!
There's always got to be a fly
in the ointment, soup or stew!

Why can't things go as they should,
Without a hitch, impending doom?
Instead of 'Steady as she goes'!
There's always Click, click, click! Then BOOM!! 

Monday, April 30, 2012

Sometimes 'CHANGE' Just Happens!


         Are YOU good with change?! I mean...like when you go somewhere expecting things to look a certain way, and you get hit in the face with a completely different layout?...or like when you hear a song that you've been bopping along to forever, and you're just getting ready to turn the music up 'loud' and bop along to it again, and somebody brings to your attention that the lyrics to the song are 'not' what you think?!...O_O
       Well, that kind of "change" is the word that would categorize the last few days for me. But before you go and think to yourself..."I thought she said she was in a good mood this weekend?! O_O"...let me assure you "I Was!" These little...what I call... "piddly" changing things didn't wreck my good mood this past weekend. I didn't let ANYTHING do that! ^_^ They just were things that...like life....'happened'!
       I'll be more clear in a minute, but first...let me show you what else 'happened' this weekend!...I finally re-conditioned one of my keychains! :-) ...This one...


      *sigh*...What a sad...and waaay too chunky...brooch it was. I don't know what I was thinking when I made these sad little 'babies'!...Yes I do. I was thinking "Ooooooo! A big flower!" LOL I made a bunch of these brooches back when I was a new 'Wuglyees' shop owner and wasn't thinking about anything but 'MORE!!' ^_^
       My crochet flower making skills have improved....as has my size scale in some instances. But, also, my inspiration for making them has changed.  Case in point...the cute little muffin key chain in the header photo! :-) .....Nowadays I think my crochet flowers should be fun and have appeal to someone else besides ME! LOL
       Here's what the re-conditioned brooch looks like now...Warning: It's colorful! Get prepared!!!! ^_^ ...


       A lot of 'change' going on in this 'baby' now! LOL


      Yes, it really is the same brooch....Well, not a brooch anymore. Now it's a fun keychain! :-) ...I crocheted a backward stitch, in purple, all the way around the edges...back and front...


      ...Added some key rings, a key clip, and a little "Made With Love" tag, and...


     ...as Emeril Lagasse would say...."BAM!" LOL


        Okay, so it's still not the cutest keychain you ever seen. I mean....it ain't no muffin! ^_^ But if you're the kinda girl that carries a handbag, and you hate fishing through it when you're in a hurry...looking for your keys...this is the keychain for you!! Attache your keys to it, throw it in your bag, and it'll be right there every time you reach for your keys! I mean....it will not be ignored!!! LOL


    Be honest now!...What do you think?! Was it a good change or just a unilateral bad, or worse, change?!...Tell me. I can take it! I have a whole shop full of 'Ugly Wuglyees' don't forget!! LOL
       And so that my purple explosion 'baby' isn't the only keychain on display here...besides the cute muffin one I mean...here's a few other cute ones I found on Etsy!...




        Okay, all you crochet keychain makers, we're all in this thing together now! LOL

      Okay, now back to what I was saying about 'change'...I'm just gonna say it. I DO NOT, under any circumstances!, like the new Blogger dashboard layout!!!!!....WHY did we need this change?!...WHY?!!! There's nothing all that NEW there! O_O Unless I'm missing something!
      It looks so 'stark' and UN-colorful, and UN-interesting. And frankly...and I'm sorry y'all...it's making me not as interested to spend time over here reading blogs. I don't like that you can practically read some people's whole blog post without ever going to their actual page!!! That doesn't seem fair to them....FOUL, Blogger!!!! What are you trying to do...get all the glory for yourself and not let any of us 'little guys' have any fun?! O_O
      I keep thinking about the fact that some of the bloggers who watch the 'page viewing' numbers on their blog are probably thinking that they're not as interesting to readers anymore now, because no one is visiting their blog. But in fact, they are reading it..just not on your page! Grrr!...unless you write long blogs. Then people have to go there to get the rest of your story...That's 'ONE' for all of us yakkers! LOL
       The new dashboard thing, to me, is sorta like getting with a group of your friends to do a circuit of visits to all of your friend's houses...but when you get to the first house, someone says: "Let's not go to any of the other homes. Let's sit here and call them on the phone, one by one."...But what if they get a busy signal, or no one is home, then the friend doesn't even know they called at all!!" O_O 
    Anyway!!! Moving on!.....let's talk about musical 'change'...Since when did artists start having different 'versions' of their songs?!...A clean version versus a what?...dirty version?! O_O A song or video used to be just.....a song or video! Now you have to know which version you're looking at or listening too, so that your ears and eyes don't explode right out of your head!! LOL
       There's one particular song that I love. It's got a very catchy beat, and it's lyric-filled. So many lyrics, in fact, that I wasn't listening as intensely as I should have been to ALL of them!...And who knew that I was listening to the 'dirty' version!!! O_O I didn't!!! I was just bopping along, belting out the chorus part, when someone said: "Do you know that this song has really bad words in it?!" O_O What?!....Where?....You must be mistaken.
      Cut to me, on Youtube, playing the song once again....without the singing along and bopping this time ^_^ ..and WHAM!...Right in the face I get hit with the 'WORDS'!!!!...UGH!...No, I'm not gonna tell you what song it is, because I might be encouraging someone to listen to bad words! 
        And as a poet I love pretty words, and sometimes straight-forward words, but I don't want to be encouraging people to listen to dirty words. Nor do I want to encourage censorship. So I'll stay in my neutral corner and let you find out on your own!....Most of you probably already know what song I'm talking about anyway....unless...O_O....unless there's a 'lot' of songs with different versions!!!! O_0 ...Whatever happened to eight-track tapes and vinyl records anyway?!....I don't like 'change'!!
        Have a good day, Everybody!....I hope your weather is nice and that it doesn't 'change' on ya!! :-))

Never As Expected

Why can't things go as expected?
No left turn. No oops!...'Snaffu'!
There's always got to be a fly
in the ointment, soup or stew!

Why can't things go as they should,
Without a hitch, impending doom?
Instead of 'Steady as she goes'!
There's always Click, click, click! Then BOOM!!
    

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Why Can't The Game Go As Expected?!


       I'm thankful to have the distraction of the football game later today...because other things don't wanna make me happy today! Other things like the car!...the car that still doesn't wanna work even after hubby spent half the day trying to get it repaired! UGH!
     Guess what?!...We now have a new fuel filter?!....But guess what else?!....The car STILL isn't working!!! :-(  So, what we thought was gonna be a peaceful Sunday where we got our spiritual information for the brain, and physical food and the BIG game, for the body and mood, is not gonna be! :-(
      Instead hubby is gonna be running around all day trying to get the car working so that he can get back and forth to work this week....or else he may have to be home. :-( ...All of the uncertainty about it has my stomach in a knot!...I wanted to be knee deep in a great big football smile right about now!....Aargh! I even got a gift from TweetEvents this morning to get me in the mood!...
        She sent me some free printable toppers and food labels to help us get prepared for the game! (She sent them as a "Thank You" for my sharing her printables on my blog post yesterday!) :-) Wasn't that nice?!...I hadn't expected her to do that, but I sure appreciate it! :-) It gave me something to smile about in all my car aggravation today...Grrrrrr! Cars!!!!
       Oh Well....I need to follow this advice...

        Thankfully I still do have a couple of things to keep my 'down' mood in a manageable place. One being the fact that I got a custom order for three small crochet flowers. I'm gonna be working on those today...purply-blue!
       The other being the pillow covers I started working on just to amuse myself, and to do something with my hands while I was waiting for car news yesterday...
       I had six small skeins of this specialty yarn. four black, two white. For the longest time I've just been moving them from one place to another here in the house, waiting for the inspiration of what to do with them!...I put two strands of white 'Caron Simply Soft' yarn alongside a strand of the frilly black specialty yarn yesterday, and decided that I'd make a little shoulder shawl out of them...but as I was crocheting I realized that it wasn't gonna be enough yarn for a shawl. :-( So.....a pillow cover it is!...
       I finished one side of it...
         At that point I was just itching to see what the white specialty yarn would look like worked up!...So I put two strands of white 'Caron Simply Soft' alongside the white strand of frilly specialty yarn, and starting working up one side of a pillow cover with it....
     
   I'm almost finished with this side now too...
        Now I'm gonna have to see if I'm gonna have enough yarn to finish the other halves! LOL...I'm not mentally into all that kind of figuring right now!...I've got to be emotionally supportive to a frustrated and 'at his wits end' husband whose not sure how he's gonna get to work tomorrow!...and still have enough energy to get excited for the game later!! O_O
      Oh Yeah! I feel just like dancing a jig!!! ^_^...

     ...NOT!!!!

          Suffice it to say, I hope your day turns out better than mine is starting!!....Actually, I hope mine does too! O_O
 
Never As Expected

Why can't things go as expected?
No left turn. No oops!...'Snafu'!
There's always got to be a fly
in the ointment, soup or stew!

Why can't things go as they should,
Without a hitch, impending doom?
Instead of 'Steady as she goes'!
There's always Click, click, click! Then BOOM!!