Instead of whining about my aches and pains and tiredness and lack of energy though...wait! I just whined about that too! ^_^...I'm gonna whine about my crocheted handbag...Not the one in the header photo though. That's a well-made handbag, if I do say so myself! :-)
I'm gonna whine about this handbag...
I had to renew it in my Wuglyees shop AGAIN this morning! Grrrr!...I'm starting to get a complex about my poor little "baby". It's like giving birth to an ugly child and nobody wants to tell you that he has a nose like Jimmy Durante and ears like Mr. Spock! O_O
I've already priced it down to the point of the materials it cost me to make it! What else do I have to do?! Sing?....Dance?!....Send you a free flower with it?!...
Consider it done! ^_^
Maybe if I tell people that it's light-weight, even though it may look heavy....Or if I tell them that they can just hang it over their head and be 'hands free' while riding a bike or something...
Maybe I should just beg and plead! O_O ...Here goes!.....PLEASE, PLEASE, TAKE THIS 'BABY' OFF OF MY HANDS!!!!!!!...Do you think that'll work?! :-))
If that doesn't work, I may just have to pull something else out of the bag!! LOL
But I WILL NOT renew it again!! If it doesn't sell this time I'll take it offline and use it myself! I can only take so much rejection of my ugly "baby"! LOL
Okay...whine over. :-) I still don't physically feel any better, but at least I got that disappointment off my chest! And after my meeting I know I'll feel even better!...Aren't you glad I save all of my whining for you?! ^_^
I hope you don't have to whine about anything today. Just enjoy the rest of your weekend!...I have to go and find me some cheese! LOL
I'm cold. I'm hot. I'm helpless.
I don't want to eat that stuff!
I'm hungry...full..exhausted.
Why does life have to be so tough?!
I'm lonely...tired of people,
Need to find something to do.
Why doesn't someone call or text,
or email me...But who?!
I'm whining all the time
about one thing and then another.
If I had a dime for all that whine...
I could be rich just on the weather!!
No, I'm not a little kid.
I am a full grown "Whiney Mama"!
And I can whine, and list and list,
comma after comma!
I don't like waiting. I am bored.
And I've got so much to do!
Did I encourage you to whine?!
Don't want to hear it...Mine is through!
I like it. Maybe if it doesn't sell this time you should have a blog giveaway.
ReplyDeleteI may try that! :-) Thanks for the suggestion...and for the nice words about it too...Enjoy the rest of your weekend.
DeleteI don't know why you still have it. Things are slow in some areas these days. Don't worry about it! Just keep making those wonderful lapel pins that are selling like hotcakes and maybe in time, bags will too!! It really is cute! It's just going to take the right person, that's all.
ReplyDeleteAs to your title....hubby and I got a laugh about that one. I always say that cuz I'm a terrible whiner!! LOL
I don't know why I still have it either, Bead! ^_^ But I think I'll take your suggestion about the lapel pins. :-)) I got another custom order for a few of them today. NOBODY is requesting my handbags!! ^_^ ...And you're not gonna believe this, but I thought of you when I used the word "whine"! LOL We're in that club together!
DeleteRemember I won one of these? I can review it if you want?
ReplyDelete"I had the fortune to win one of these lovely bags. It's very roomy but lightweight. My favourite thing about it though is that the thick soft handle is very comfortable on my shoulder, no matter how much stuff I squeeze into the bag. It's also very protective of your breakables" Shannon.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! That's so nice, Shannon!!! ♥♥♥ Thank you so much for the personal endorsement...And even more, thank you for actually using and enjoying your bag! :-) You made my day!
DeleteI don't know why your bag hasn't sold yet. It's beautiful. I love the colours. Maybe bags aren't just the flavour of the month or something. Hopefully it will fly out of your shop soon.
ReplyDeleteAwww! Thanks, Jo! :-) And I hope you're right about it flying out of the shop too!...But it hasn't in all this time, so I won't hold my breath! ^_^
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